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“The saddest thing for a girl to do is to dumb herself down for a guy.”

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Tonight I feel invincible.

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Me in school: what if my favorite band member comes to spend the day here
Me at home: what if my favorite band's bus broke down and rings my doorbell for help
Me taking a walk: what if my favorite band member drives up and asks if I need a ride
Me going to sleep: what if my favorite band member breaks through the window and kidnaps me
Me at a concert: what if my favorite band member notices me in the crowd and calls me up on stage and asks me to hang out later
Me in the fitting room of a store: what if my favorite band member walks in
Me in the grocery store: what if my favorite band member is here buying groceries
Me in the car: what if I get into an accident but it's with my favorite band member
Me at work: what if I get a customer and it's my favorite band member
Me on the Internet: what if my favorite band member is secretly stalking me
Me when I tweet my favorite band member: what if they see my tweet and think I'm really pretty/funny so they private message me
Me on an airplane: what if my favorite band is on this flight
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pyrop:

i still dont know if tumblr has ruined my sense of humour or made it 700% better

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